More Schooling...

Writing Gig

The first post I made today was actually a sample piece I wrote for a gig. Because I am so fucking awesome, I got the gig. I just need to fill out the contract and send it to them and I'm done! Oh, isn't life grand?

I can finally say I'm a serious adult blogger. The joy of which just sends shivers throughout my body. I mean, I'm literally getting paid to watch porn and then writing an opinionated piece on it. The thrills of it. Perhaps I can even make a bigger case of bisexual porn because gay and lesbian porn are hogging up all the phone - and you know me, Mr. Bisexual (that could almost have a catchy ring to it).

Speaking of which, I'm still hoping Google starts to hold off on the crapping out on me because I have tons of pictures to upload for your viewing pleasure. That and because I want to ask you all a question on the sexiest lady of the week. That's something I wanted to do, but I guess I'll hold off until tomorrow or next week. I've also been thinking of updating the page at least twice a week to generate more content and audience. I'd also like to hear what you want to see. Because this blogger doesn't like niches, don't be afraid to suggest something taboo, just as long as it's perfectly legal and no one's taking a dump on anyone because I draw the line there.

Also, I'm viewing the movie Dark City and wondered if any one of you has seen it. I'm curious in watching porn with a story because amateur stuff is getting redundant. If you have a suggestion, please send it my way.

Don't you just wish?

I never had a babysitter in my life, except once and she was my cousin and that's just fucking gross. However, I think I would kill for a baby sitter like this considering my current relationship status. Oh man, but a man can dream. A man can dream.

Google Problem

I'm not sure if it's like this with all of you, but Google's in the shitter in my side of the world. My friend suggests it's a sign that the internet is imploding. I don't know, I just know that a lot of you - my loyal few readers, that is - are going to be upset if I don't post pictures of hot girls that Photobucket's more than likely removed by now. With that said, I'm going to have to assume also that you like videos as well. So that's what I'm going to do for you this week. I'm going to find a lot of videos of pure bred fucking and post a few here and there with small quips by yours truly. I apologize that Sex Wednesdays will not have the Miley Cyrus post that I promised on Ennui Prayer yesterday. I will work on it later when Google's not being such a dick.

Gang bang girlfriend

I always wondered what it would be like watching my girlfriend getting defiled by another man or, in this case, men. Would I partake in her getting his dick up her slick wet pussy? Or would I merely be a viewer off to the side, jacking off? Let’s face the facts, I wanted to have a threesome with another man because, while most of you out there get off on your girlfriends’/wives’ lesbian encounters with another woman, I get turned on by watching mine get fucked by other men. And fucked hard. I want to hear screaming out in orgasmic pain as the shutters run up and down her spin, twitching her abdomen and perking up her tits. I want to feel her hand stroking my hard cock, while her mouth is filled up by another man’s throbbing dick, all the while her pussy’s being jack hammered by our new found fuck buddy. The delights of the decadent mind, I tell you.

My decision

Sex Wednesdays used to be one of my best hits on WordPress, but it's failing on Blogger. I've decided that I'm not going to work so hard on it because no one's reading it anymore. I'm also not going to update it everyday like two of you wanted me to.

I leave you with this, however.

Spam box

I got this from a friend:


I think this should be my icon for this blog.

teens do the crappiest things

I often wondered what teenagers - if that is what they are in fact - feel the need to do stupid shit like this. Thankfully, there is no nudity. However, as I write this post for Sex Wednesday, I can't help but to think I'm feeding a lot of people's addiction and that may not be a good thing. Morality has rub its head into my business....wait...nope, it was just gas.

Enjoy. But teenagers - if that is in fact what you are - let's do the world a favor and stop being so damn slutty. Or even half slutty. Do something productive instead and let the big girls do the seduction. This post, however, isn't of a slutty teenager, just two wild and crazy ones.

I am a porn critic

So I started this gig where I write porn reviews for some company. The only way to get paid, however, is if the bloody bastards who read the review buy the movie. Well then, moving on to another job. This freelance writing thing isn't much good to you when you can't find your niche. I thought sex was mine - hence this and the porn gig - but it's not falling through. Hmm, I'm not here to complain though, now am I?

My first review was on some porn dealing with "fat ass" women - their words, not mine. Now, I'm not the big breasts sort of guy, but I do like the ass (take that however you want to). I'm more likely to stare at some girl's butt than her rather large and unnatural tits, which, by the way, I have pointed out on many occasions to mean that you really want to fuck your mother as large tits usually means maternal.



As a porn critic, you're expected to watch, well, porn. Now this isn't that strong of a feat, unless you downright have no interest in what you're watching. For instance, my first gig was writing Gay Porn reviews. I'm not gay, myself, but I don't think there's any difference between a gay porn and a straight porn, minus the fact that one has a bunch of dudes fucking and the other one has a bunch of dudes fucking one girl.





I'm comfortable with my sexuality, whatever that may be. I love women, there's not doubt about it. However, I find nothing more boring than watching a lesbian porn scene. There has to be a man, not because that's how the good Lord intended it, but because it's just not as stimulating for me (mentally and sexually) if there isn't a guy involved. However, too many guys can be over kill.

I've discovered that the popularity of bisexual porn hasn't grown very much. Such two girls one guy scenes are "every guys' fantasy, but it is never mine - unless I'm feeling frisky. Watching a significant other being fucked by another guy, however, tends to boil the blood and excite many men. Why do you think fuck my wife sites and videos are so damn popular? But, the moment a guy kisses a guy, the whole scene is blown.



Now, I've called myself Bisexual in the past, but now I'm simply open to suggestions. We're animals caught in the heat of the moment and I've come to terms with that. Now, for some odd reason, if I'm having sex with my girlfriend along with Joe Jack from Whatever Town, USA, and he decides to kiss me during the act, I'm not sure what I'd do, really. Joe Jack isn't the type of name you'd think when you think guys who are into guys. But you get my point, right?

Kissing a guy doesn't make one gay, nor does getting a hand job or blow job from a transvestite. We gotta stop living in a world of taboos because then we're missing out on a lot. I know I've stood on my soap box long enough and I've lost total track of my original point, but isn't that was stream of consciousness is all about? Let's pave the way for the underdog porn, the bisexual porn. Perhaps then, we'll finally understand what frightens so many of us.

Naked Girlfriend Pictures

So I'm cruising through Flickr, Photobucket and even Drunken StepFather, when realization sets in - there is an awful lot of naked girlfriends/wives online. I know it's a wondrous thing to be able to take a nude photo of your love one - or at least I'm assuming it is - because it's something you both did together. However, I can assure you, if she's lax with taking picture for you, and she has a sexual past, chances are those dudes have naked pictures as well.

The fuck pic is probably the most popular of all pictures because it lets the world see that you have a hot girlfriend - though this is normally not the case as most of the women I see online are ugly as sin, or just downright slutty (dirty) which, by the way, I'm a very pro hygiene sort of guy so nasty women scare me.

I assume, though, that most of these pictures, be naked or fuck photos are taken in strict confidence that bonehead boyfriend won't post them all over the internet. You women ought to know better. What enters one ear with us, exits happily through the next as we turn you over and start doing it doggy style. I mean, why do you think we're always attempting anal?

For instance, the girl on the right. While flipping through Photobucket, I landed on this photo which I thought represented what Latin lovers should look like. However, while perusing through Bowmans_Army's collection of seminude (because Photobucket removes all nude photos) girlfriend pics, I noticed that it seemed to document his time in, probably, Iraq during this ongoing and pointless war. I'll admit, she's hot. But does she know these pictures are online? Probably not. That goes for the other hundreds of nude/seminude, and probably extremely personal photos of women that have found their way onto the internet so that pervs like you and me and find them and exploit them - you by masturbating to them and me by posting them up here on the Blogger.

Now don't get me wrong. I praise the nude girlfriend photo and am not asking anyone to stop posting them - otherwise, what would be the point of this account as its main focus is to find said pictures and post them (and in some small sick way, I hope that the girlfriends stumble onto them and beat the shit out of the boyfriend). This brings me to my next topic, the art of revenge.

There are several exs of mine that I wish I had nude photos of so I can just sprinkle them around the internet like, well, like sprinkles (sorry, late morning, vague thoughts, I'm not in a colorful mood right now). My reason for wanting the nude photos of exgirlfriends is because it gives me some sort of pleasure (no pun) to know that I have in my hands the very thing that can cause huge problems with their significant others, their families and of course their jobs (especially if they're the holier than thou types). I'm a spiteful man, and I hate being lied to, so what can I say? I'm sure most of my readers are the same way, just like most of my female readers are probably pining over the fact their attractive, but rather "small," boyfriends have cheated on them, or posted nude pictures of them online, now wish "Damn! I should've taken a picture of him!" Well ladies, now you know.

I often catch myself saying that life is too hard and so is my junk. Hand jobs are great, but only if you know someone who can do it properly. Thankfully, I found this:

Some schooling for you

Just to let you know

There's a Safe For Work (SFW) version of this now going on. I figured because a certain affiliate program I'm under isn't porn friendly, I'd make something that dealt with sex but without the pornography.

I'm posting SFW pics of girls - such as Ava Knight - along with widgets to their Amazon Wishlists so you can buy the pretty girls lots of gifts. The widgets are 100% real and no gift or item comes to me. Don't believe me? Check out my wish list and notice the things I want. The link's on the side there.

Oh, yeah, a link would be nice. SFW Wednesdays.

This couldn't wait for next week

Poll

For those of you who have ventured into Sex Wednesdays and ignore everything but the wonderful pictures, then you must've not seen the poll that asks if Sex Wednesdays should be updated every day or just once a week like the name suggests. Only one person out of more than one person has answered. Answer, damn it!

On Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has the sex appeal of a bird faced, ten year old boy with chlamydia and a spray tan.

Fleshlight Question

Because this month is Give Your Friend A Sex Toy Month, along with poetry month, but let's face this, if you wanted to read about poetry, you would've headed over to Ennui Prayer instead. No, you're here because you're looking for sex, and like many of you, sex toys befuddle me when it comes to those for men.

I'm not completely naive about the Fleshlight, so I know what it is and I've seen it on the computer and once in a porn. However, what bothers me is its existence. Did someone up in the Build-A-Fuck say, I would really love to fuck my flashlight?

Anyway, why does it exist and have any of you really used one before? I'm a novice when it comes to sex toys - in fact, I am anti sex toy. I think they're very existence hinders many people from actually going out and hooking up. Lower your standards people! If you're turning to a dildo or a fleshlight, it's probably because you can't match up to your ideal lover. Don't let Hollywood blind you by fake plastic beauty.....hold up...there's a coupon for the fleshlight. Nevermind.

Ava Knight: A Return

I know, another Ava Knight post might make me a little obsessive and anyone who says that may have the right to do so. However, I do realize while some of you may have ventured in from the WordPress account, a lot of you might be new to the game of Sex Wednesdays and never once read the name Ava Knight on any of my blogs (that and because with the original post, I actually made it to page one on a Google search - search Ava Knight nude and you have me thrown into the mix!).

But I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: Ava's hot! And a year after befriending her on LiveJournal, I discovered that the immaculate model/aspiring porn star isn't that much of a tease after all.

Baring it all on Pic Hunter, Ava's made quite the name for herself. Many of those who knew her from her Myspace, Flickr, or LiveJournal were most likely in awe as the beautiful pale model they had grown to love was now exposed. And don't think for a second I wasn't one of them.

And not only on Pic Hunter can the pale starlet be seen, but she did a stint with Raven Riley as well. Here's to another Ava Knight post and hopefully many more to come.

Let Ava Knight know you love her by buying her some stuff.

Flickr Porn: An Ode to Pubic Hair

So after last week's Flickr Porn, I found this poem on a fellow WordPress user:

Pubic hair is beautiful.
Pubic hair is great.
Pubic hair is best unshaved in its natural state.

Pubic hair is brown.
Pubic hair is black.
Pubic hair is gray.
Pubic hair is blonde. (more here)

I'm a big fan of pubic hair; this isn't a secret, at least it shouldn't be. A few of my friends have expressed that a nice bush is a bare bush).

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting a woman shouldn't trim down there because one must certainly should; otherwise its all confusing downstairs and some of us guys - not me, hopefully - are already confused enough when it comes to cunnilingus. There is no reason why you need to confuse us more with a super bush.

A woman without pubic hair just feels incomplete to me. Two of my exgirlfriends were into the whole shaving thing, baring it all for me. At times I just wanted them to keep it on. It's not that a hairless cunt isn't fuckable, but it seems like I shouldn't even think about sex when I'm faced with a Sphynx.

A few of you are probably wondering what about oral sex? If a girl's hairy down there, doesn't it get stuck in your teeth? While I'm not one to kiss and tell (take that however you want it) I will return the question - Do you really think your girl likes shoving your smelly old cock into her mouth? Didn't think so, but we make sacrifices for those we love, don't we? Stop being so selfish then.

What happens to pubic hair after you shave it off? Will this be permanent or will it grow back? If it does grow back, would it become hairier than before?

I get asked this question A LOT! Shaving your pubic hair is not a good idea, but it is not permanent. As the hair starts to grow back it will be very itchy and uncomfortable. If you only shave once, your hair usually grows as it was before. While shaving any body part may seem to increase hair growth, which may appear more coarse, the number of hair follicles actually stays the same. (What may have appeared to be increased hair growth when someone was maturing and beginning to shave was not due to shaving, but to normal growth and development). So please stop shaving your pubic hair. Yes, you can shave under your arms all you want. For shaving your "bikini line area" see that page. (source)

I'd like to stroke my lover's pubic hair as we lay in bed, naked. Then again, I'm not your typical guy - you, typical men, by the way, bug the shit out of me as not a day goes by when I don't see some fucking more saying that there's too much hair on the field, or some poor girl needs some landscaping, especially when there is little pubic hair on this so-called field.

What a lot of you fail to see is there is a biological factor, an embedded feature that we have as humans (animals). Of course none of these things have ever been proven because, well, we just can't tell. But perhaps pubic hair servers no other purpose other than the fact that it shows a sign of sexual maturity. What then? Isn't that enough to drop the sheers and let the the strands of brown, red, blonde, black curls grow? If I could write a poem about pubic hair (possibly better than the one I quoted above) I would, but I'm sure it would be extensive.

I <3 Sasha Grey

I normally don't allow myself to fall in love with porn stars, but there's something about Sasha Grey. I'm not sure what, however, I'm sure it's her eyes. She always has that fuck me look. The look that drives men wild.

Not to mention that ass!

Oh well. I suppose the main reason she drives me wild - and no, it's not really of the aforementioned reasons, but because she's has strong convictions. The first time I saw Sasha Grey was on one of those crappy tabloid TV shows that pretend to be news:

I loved the way she later stood up for herself - I couldn't watch the entire clip because I'm tired and it's bad quality. I'd link the Tyra Banks interview as well, but I hate Tyra and feel she should be executed by four horses - one for each limb.

I know that I'm not introducing you all to anything or anyone new, but I just had to share that I'm in love with this woman. Here are some links:

Myspace
Official Site

Welcome!

Hello fellow readers, Sex Wednesdays is now it's own blog site; however, now I'm wondering if I should just save this for Wednesdays or make it a daily thing. I suppose it's all up to you. I don't have much for you other than perhaps a post from the WordPress. I think I'll do that:

On Masturbation

9 04 2008

Masturbation is still getting a bad rep from Christians. It’s rather annoying how something that is naturally instinct to us creatures can be perverted by those Bible-belted. The Save the World Christian Blog states the following:

Masturbation is the act of arousing yourself sexually until you achieve sexual orgasm, and in men, it culminates in spilling the semen. Masturbation can either be by self, or involved another person of same sex most often.

But the big question remains: Is masturbation an immoral act? What does the Bible say about it? The answer I gave the woman above was that the Bible does not clearly mention or condemn ‘masturbation’ is mentioned and condemned, but this does not justify it. I told her that that fact that she is separated from her husband is not any excuse for her to indulge in masturbation. What the Bible preaches is self control, therefore it is either she is reconciled to her husband or she exercises self control over her sexual urges. (source)

Now I can understand that Christians are stuck in their time and being an anachronism in our time, they tend to vomit their beliefs on a simple act of sexual gratification. We are one of the few, if not the only, creatures on Mother Earth who have the power to have sex whenever we please. There isn’t a fixed time limit for us.

Michel De Montaigne wrote:

To get back to the subject: we have been allotted inconstancy, hesitation, doubt, pain, superstition, worries about what will happen (even after we are dead), ambition, greed, jealousy, envy, unruly, insane and untameable appetities, war, lies, disloyalty, backbiting and curiosity. We take pride in our fair, discursive reason and our capacity to judge and to know, but we have bought them at a price which is strangely excessive if it includes those passions without number which prey upon us. [B] Unless, that is, we choose, like Socrates, to pride ourselves on the one noteworthy prerogative we do have over the beasts: Nature lays down limits and seasons to their lusts, but gives us full rein - anytime, any place. (source)

I know, not a direct quote, but a quote from the Socrates, a person we look up to as great intelligence. But if Nature gave us this wonderful ability to take hold of our sexual practices, while hindering those of wild animals, why is it that religion wants to bastardize it and make it pagan?

We are considered by all people, be it Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, etc. to be beings of reason. With the exception of the Atheists, I find it hard to understand how anyone can call us reasonable when so many of us still believe in a mythological being and his son, or that there is some mystical energy that controls the world and our actions. What’s so reasonable about that? And I’m not here to attack religion and solely religion, but when someone says that something as natural as masturbation is sick and perverse because their book told them so, I have to lift a questioning brow.

“More so, masturbation is an act of uncleanness, which will defile our bodies the temple of God,” writes the same blogger who has damned the act. This is why, if I were to be religious, I’d choose Buddhism. A while back, for a 90 Day Jane blog, I quoted A Buddhist Bible, edited by Dwight Goddard. The quote was then attacked by a user named Russ, who quoted something from the New Testament. (This just goes to show that Christians don’t like to be wrong, ever!)

The quote goes: “every one must bear the burden of his own sins, that every man must be the fabricator of his own salvation, that not even a God can do for man what self-help in the form of self-conquest and self-emancipation can accomplish.”

I like to know I have control over my life and my actions and that I don’t have this all knowing being, who predestined my life, yet gave me the freewill to live my life. I don’t have to feel guilty for sex, or self-sex, or anything do, unless it hurts a human, of course, because everything that I do and want is in my natural, and probably in yours as well.

With this month being Buy Your Friend a Sex Toy Month and next month being Masturbation Month, I think that this topic should be addressed by professionals and not some bumbling blogger (me) or some one who thinks that there is some big mythical man upstairs.

So is there anything wrong with Masturbating? The plain answer is no and it isn’t wrong, despite what the clergy says, unless you are just a compulsive masturbator:

Masturbation was once vilified as a perversion. All sorts of efforts, ranging from extreme guilt to diabolic contraptions, were made to discourage both single and partnered people from doing it. Yet sexologist Alfred Kinsey’s groundbreaking data, first reported in the 1950s, had plenty to say about the subject, including that women who masturbated before becoming sexual in a marriage had a much better likelihood of achieving orgasms during sexual contact with their husbands.

Still, mental health experts were not particularly vocal about the health aspects of masturbation until the 1970s. Even though masturbation’s benefits have been regularly proffered since then, many people today still feel extremely uncomfortable about doing it or discussing it — much less allowing their partner to see them in the act.

What’s a healthy way to view masturbation? It’s appropriate, and a valid option in a relationship, when one’s partner is unavailable due to physical separation, fatigue, recovery from childbirth, or illness. It also helps balance discrepancies in frequency desires. Since there is no formula bestowed during a marriage ceremony that magically aligns two people to have the same level of sexual interest, masturbation is a good thread to weave through a relationship’s tapestry.

Most couples have a “higher frequency partner” and a “lower frequency partner.” This desire discrepancy puzzles many couples. They struggle with having sex when they don’t really want to. Some wrestle with deeply held feelings that they should be everything their partner desires sexually. (source)

Not to mention this:

Masturbation is a natural sexual expression. People in most cultures masturbate. Even many species of animals do. Yet, some people hesitate to do it - even when it might really serve them well during a particular phase of their life.

Despite the fact that many people masturbate throughout their lives, there are still some who believe that masturbation causes insanity, epilepsy, acne, blindness, nosebleeds, warts, uninhibited sexuality, and hair on the palms. And some believe it causes headaches, when it actually can help relieve some types of headaches.

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Masturbation can be a very good way to learn about one’s own body - particularly because it can help with communication of knowledge to a partner. Many women learn to have their first orgasm through masturbation. So, rather than being a substitute for partner sex, it can be a supportive path to having better sex with one’s mate. (source)

But despite the evidence on the table, Save the World Christian Blog, and others just like it, continue to pour out lies because they’re miserable and want the rest of us to join them:

Even if it involves only one person attempting to satisfy a sexual desire, the fact is that masturbation always leads to other forms of sexual perversion. If you are masturbating often, because your spouse is not around, your mind will soon tell you to get lover. At it makes some ’sense’ to get a sexual partner instead masturbating. So it is better never to start something that will lead you to deeper sin.

Sex is biblically meant to be enjoyed between a man and a woman in a legal marriage. Any other form of sexual satisfaction is unbiblical and leads to sin. (source)

However, this is the sort of person that would’ve probably been pro “cut the boy’s penis off) in the 19th century. Why would anyone want to listen to that?

No, people of religion are so disgusted with their wants and needs that none of them want the rest of us to have fun. If we smoke pot, they cry foul, even if it has been apart of the religion since the first book. We have sex, they cry because we’re not reproducing. We vote for prochoice presidents, they say think about the unborn, it’s wrong to kill some one - all the while they have the hand on the lever to kill Mr. John Doe on the seat.

Pop culture has used the topic on many levels - most of which deal with a young boy who is just exploring his body. And while it’s a funny subject when it comes to a dad or an uncle trying his best to explain the whole masturbation thing to a child, one must know that too much of a good thing is in fact a bad thing.

For example, the follow is a question submitted to Esquire and answered by the lovely Stacey Grenrock Woods:

Returning to my first attack, I’m not trying to say all those who believe in a higher power are anti-masturbation, it’s just that the majority ignore science and psychology (ahem, dinosaurs with Adam and Eve and demonic possessions ring a bell?) and the simple plain truth. They go around preaching on a subject they have no evidence on, condemning it to be wicked. The simple fact is, we’re human and we’re going to do human things. We don’t need some over seeing dictator to punish us for having a good time. As long as we don’t hurt individuals in the process, or even ourselves, then it’s not such a bad thing. Remember, you’re the only one who makes you feel guilty, no one else. So release yourself from the dogmatic chains and lay back, relax and rub one out.